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Josh
Morton
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Josh Morton has never met an amp he didn't
like. After a youth spent training with the classic didgeridoo
artists
of the inner Serengeti, Josh apprenticed in London at the John
Simon Richie Anarchist Rhythm Academy. He is a personal confidante
of Ozzy Osbourne, and occupies position #7 on Mike Watt's cell
phone speed dial.
Josh was one of the first bass players in the
world to deploy an internet-enabled guitar kit. While commonplace
with today's tech-saturated music hardware, Josh shocked the
rock establishment in the mid 90's by demonstrating a modified
Fender
with the
ability
to
download
bombastic bottom end rhythm in real time while simultaneously
checking
his stock
portfolio and fantasy league stats. He is currently researching
Blue Tooth protocols to enable his bass to load-balance an
array of IBM supercomputers, based on an algorithm derived
from the
chord progressions in Crazy Train.
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